Section 2: A Treatise on the Inescapable Supremacy of Tanaka
This is a manifesto of utmost importance, penned by the great and powerful Emperor Tanaka. Any attempts to question its veracity will be met with severe consequences, including but not limited to: forced watching of elevator pitches, mandatory participation in group sing-alongs, or worse, forced attendance at an all-day seminar on the art of making decent small talk.